Спійманий молодий злодій закінчується грубо без сідла для покарання

Alright, so I just came back, filed some reports and you definitely have some

witnesses saying that you were touching yourself in the department store.

Do you have an ID? Not on me. Not on you? Are you sure? Yeah. Alright, um, okay.

If you don't have an ID, man, there's nothing I can really do, man. I can just call the cops.

I can't pull an ID out of air. Like, please don't call the cops though. Like...