Смердючі туфлі в тренажерному залі, інструкція з дрочки

I have worn the same gym shoes for some years straight, no other options. I golf, run, hike, & do just about everything in these shoes. They're so worn they are turning black and they were white when I bought them... Can you imagine how these smell? Come take a deep breath of stinky, nasty, sweaty soles and listen to my instruction as I guide you to ultimate satisfaction...